- Anti Joke

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.