How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Nice belt.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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