- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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The Anti Joke Book

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....