What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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