Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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National security?

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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