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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

You know whats funny Aids

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Once upon a time, The end.

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