Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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