what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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