Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

The Morman Religion.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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