A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Velcro. What a rip off.

The Morman Religion.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

whats dumb and small? dandruff

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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