- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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