- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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