What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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