What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Stephen Hawking

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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