- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A blind man watches TV

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Robin, Get in the Car

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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