- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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