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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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