- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Banana Hamock.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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