Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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kk

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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women's rights

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Anti Joke

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