- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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