- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

So a blonde walks into a wall...

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