- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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