Here's a joke The Holocaust.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Killing your friend as a joke.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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