Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Penis

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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