- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Ken wins!

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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