- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Do u take sugar?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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