- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Tommy got neutered.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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