Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Penis.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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good looking women

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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your mom is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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