- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Your sex life.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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