- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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