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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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