- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

did you stub your toe?

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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