What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

2 + 2 = fish

so...um, yeah

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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