- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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