Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Sir, your wife is dead

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