- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

VAL SUCKS

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Alchohol.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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