- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Long joke Your such a downey

Your life

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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