- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

im watching you..

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Barack Obama

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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