Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Im batman...suck it losers

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Do the roar!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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