- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Your Mom

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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