- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

where is the world?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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