- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are flowers.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

your face is kinda funny

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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