- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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