- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

you suck

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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