What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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