- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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