- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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