what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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