How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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