Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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1+1=2

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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