How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

why did sally drown cause she was black

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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