- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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