Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why? Why not?

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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