Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why? Why not?

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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