lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

the WNBA

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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