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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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