- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Steve Jobs is alive.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Black People

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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