what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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4 hours later.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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