a man makes a bad joke

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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