- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Miscarriages.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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