- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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