- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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