- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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