- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Screw it you write the joke.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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