- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

AIDS.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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