- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

who's a slut... you're mom

Bacon is delcious.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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