there once was a black man who played basketball

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

no really what are ur names?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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