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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What does water taste like? Water

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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