Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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