What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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this is stupid .... yep

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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