What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

say it ten times fast: oh

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How will the world end? That information is unknown

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

I like the color potato.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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