What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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