- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

KILL WHITEY

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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