What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

I literally died laughing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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