why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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