A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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