Jebron Lames.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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my whole life!

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Women's Rights.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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I like the color potato.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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