Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Obama.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Wright flyer

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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