- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's stupid a light bulb.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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