- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How about that airline food?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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