- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Women's rights...

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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