whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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i like it in the mouth

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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