- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Youre mom is so dead...

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

what did one computer say to the other .........

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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