- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Banana Hamock.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Rebecca Black

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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