- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

haha black people :D

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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