Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

JUST KIDDING^

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A sober Irish individual.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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