- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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