- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Pianos.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A paralysed man falls over.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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