- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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