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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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