A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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