- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A French man gets into a fight

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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