- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Men

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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