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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Yo mama so fat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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