How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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4 hours later.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Yock

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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