- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Sarah Jessica Parker

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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