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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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