There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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