- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

minorities

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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