- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

The EPA.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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