What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

this is stupid .... yep

Dyslexics are teople poo

30cm = 0,3meters

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Women's Rights.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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