why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Black people having a Job.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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