Donald Trump.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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