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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Womens Rights

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Diarrhea

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Drew Knowles is gay

Your Mom!!!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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