- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

You know whats funny Aids

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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