- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Women's rights.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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