A paralysed man falls over.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

L's I's that took Viagra.

Make me famous

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Burp

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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